Shock as Britton Makes No Appearance in Womens Magazines

2008 announced that she had had a gastric band fitted, “for personal reasons”, has so far made no statement, but is expected to hold an emergency press conference for the magazines in question, in order that she may appear next week. This latest occurrence of seeming laxity from the glossy magazines is likely to increase the recent debate around which celebrities should be permanent fixtures in magazines. An (unofficial) source in one of the magazines said “Of course, it is greatly unfortunate that Fern’s problems were overlooked in this edition of the magazine, but, in any wide-ranging publication such as ours, oversights are inevitable.”