Asian Hit-and-run Snail Strikes Again

The spate of hit-and-run incidents continues today with three more attacks, two in India, and one in Nepal. The first came at 8:17 this morning, when it was reported that a man was injured in the city of Hyderabad, he is understood to be in a critical condition in hospital. The second came six hours later, with two people understood to have been attacked in New Delhi. No information has been released on their conditions. The Nepali attack came at 15:32 in the capital of Kathmandu. Three were understood to have been struck by a speeding snail. An eyewitness reported that the snail had mounted the kerb, and appeared to be targetting the people who were struck. The Indian government released a statement, expressing their concern that this may be an organized gang, operating through the Asias. These attacks come after several months of sustained assaults throughout China and many other Eastern Countries. So far, no one has died, although several of the victims are thought to be in vegetative states, and are being kept in stable conditions at hospitals.