Shock as TV’s Queen of Cookery Kills Cat on Television

Shocked viewers of Delia’s Classic Christmas on BBC Two have been voicing complaints this evening as they witnessed the Queen of Classical Cookery’s shock actions. Whilst baking a Christmas Creole Cake, “Saint” Delia, looking out of the window and noticing a cat walking across her lawn, grabbed a knife, and to the shock of viewers, running across the garden and stabbing the cat repeatedly. Shock soon turned to astonishment when she picked the dead cat up and brought it back into the kitchen, hanging it from a meat hook by the tail. Smith, 68, then turned to the camera and commenting “That’ll make a good Boxing Day starter”.  Ofcom, the media regulator has received a record number of complaints from disgusted viewers, and in a statement announced that “the board are currently considering possible sanctions against the BBC for this clear divergence from standard morals and dignity”. No statement has been forthcoming from Ms Smith, although it is expected that a press conference may be held in the morning.