Google Changes Unofficial Motto

The World’s biggest Search Engine, Google today announced that it is to change it’s unofficial Motto, “Don’t be Evil”, to the more competitive “Be Evil”. Company insiders report that the move is to maintain the company’s position within a modern and progressive market, although they have not revealed how this new approach will take them. The company’s headquarters, the Googleplex in California has been lit up red for several nights now and the company’s CEO is due to gib a press conference later this afternoon. Reports that the company has been breeding cats within it’s headquarters are unconfirmed, although reliable sources within the management have confirmed that a program of so called ‘NPR’ training has been organised and is being given to all employees. The reforms are due to be completed in the summer of 2010 when the company moves it’s headquarters to a recently purchased complex, on a private pacific island.